Sunday, March 29, 2009

Horus Scorpion hosts Kids Choice Awards


A field report from SoapFan on the Nick Kids Choice Awards :

Host: Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. His mission throughout the night to create the greatest slime explosion ever from an onstage volcano, announcer acknowledged "pyramid." There's a nod to Leo DiCaprio for Nick's Big Help Award for his help with all things green.

Get this: The Rock cross dresses as Miley Cyrus. Then he appears as an Hawaiian high priest to perform a ritual in front of the slime "pyramid." Oh and he needs a "key" which he takes from around Hugh Jackman's neck...it's a skull and bones key that Hugh says won't activate the "pyramid" but will open the door to a "john." LOL. So, still in search of a "key," The Rock calls on the volcano "pyramid" gods and the Jonas Brothers appear out of the smoke. They say they have no "real" key but can sing in the "key" of G. They do and the volcano "pyramid" erupts with slime.


Unbelievable!

BTW. A re-broadcast is raging right now. Shia LeBeouf and Megan Fox appear to push Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

Get your secret decoder rings out, kids. Thanks, Soapie.
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5 comments:

tommy said...

This gives me warm happy feelings. Volcano/pyramid rituals were made for kids' entertainment.

Horus re-caps (keystone) the pyramid with the key(stone) of G (Aton) with the help of Oannes... Gee, I wonder who's responsible for this.

StrangEye said...

Youtube vids of the Nickelodeon (5 OdeON) Kids Choice Awards:

Nick KCA opening:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGHEeWhSS4M

Rocky as Miley Cyrus:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ub65vSqJSAs

Jonas Brother
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED1evTwQkIE

here's their (JB) SOS song with Lyrics:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOasGUFYs5U



WoW, whodathunkit?

Mayday, Mayday
the Nickelodeon's Kids Choice Awards are a semiotic (and subliminal) buffet!


Dwayne "The Rock"y (MAIva) JOHNson (aeon-ion son) (the OX/TauRus son of the Atom (ATA Maiva))

arriving in a Black Mustang (HORSE = Horus)
wearing
OR-Ange (Sun / Gold / Golden Angel)
and playing
Mission Impossible (MI MAIva / MI5) - Intelligence
Focus on the WHEEL
becomes the
SuperHERO Host (Super Heru) -
in the
Phone booth (Superman/Ubermensch - Hand EL - Time Travel "Bill and Ted" (KI-Anu))
has trouble with
Doors (gates / gateways / he's the STAR = stargates)
flys overhead and Arrives from the air (with 5 seconds to spare)
Crashes through the Green Brick (G Brick - Mason(a)ry) wall (part of the SET)
to reveal the Green gateway on the MAYan Pyramids (2012)
flanked by
two pillars (Jachin Boaz / JB)
(impossible) "Mission Accomplished"
the Blimps (air ships - craft in the air) are delivered to the KCA
has to cut a wire to get it started (GO)
Green Wire (there's Red Green Blue wire / RGB / Green Lodge = Templars / Green Serpent)
the case mimics False bomb (cut to NY Baseball Cap)


then there's also

JONas Brothers (JASON) - SOS - (Jachin Boaz - Jacobus Burgundus - Jacques de Molay)
(and Jack Black (JB))

Keys to the Volcano (KI / QI / CHI)

Masonic key of "G" to erupt the Slime Pyramid Volcano
Musical key of G4 = 396 Hz (396 Hz * 10/9 = 440 Hz)
G0 = 24.50Hz or 1400cm wavelength (G zero = G0 = GO! Green Light)


Volcano Eruption (Vulcan / CAIN / Smiths / Masons / BlackSmith / Will Smith)


Solfeggio Tones on Red Ice Creations: UT – 396 Hz – Liberating Guilt and Fear

UT Hum !

So that's just one viewpoint on just a handful of the symbols in the show that I could find from highlight vids.

If anyone finds a video(s) of the whole show viewable from Canada, let me know.


~SE~
http://strangeye.blogspot.com

StrangEye said...

Hmm...

Just noticed that:

G0 is 24.50Hz and impossibly close to 25Hz which of course would be 5 x 5

5 by 5 !!?


~SE~
http://strangeye.blogspot.com

SoapFan said...

Glad to be of help, Chris!

But I forgot to mention all the references to "ancient ritual" by The Rock. He noted that since modern ways won't open the pyramid he had to resort to "ancient rituals" and he actually used that term! He added that he "knows" all about "ancient rituals" since he grew up in the islands.

What? Was he channeling Obama? And we all know how much the kids "love" Obama. Remember the Kids Pick the President promo last year? They chose Obama.

Thanks for all your and your readers' insights, Chris! It just keeps getting better and better here!

...And a Kid's Choice Awards re-broadcast begins today at noon EST. It'll possibly also be on NickOnDemand this week.

Anonymous said...

SO. FUCKING. CRAZY. Cannot believe it!

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