ARKHAM, MA—Arguing that students should return to the fundamentals taught in the Pnakotic Manuscripts and the Necronomicon in order to develop the skills they need to be driven to the very edge of sanity, Arkham school board member Charles West continued to advance his pro-madness agenda at the district's monthly meeting Tuesday.
"Fools!" said West, his clenched fist striking the lectern before him. "We must prepare today's youth for a world whose terrors are etched upon ancient clay tablets recounting the fever-dreams of the other gods—not fill their heads with such trivia as math and English. Our graduates need to know about those who lie beneath the earth, waiting until the stars align so they can return to their rightful place as our masters and wage war against the Elder Things and the shoggoths!"
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4 comments:
lol. the current cthulu tales comic from boom studios is in a similar vein, very funny. actually the recent necronomicon tpb from them was excellent, not sure if the same guy wrote it, but if youre up for some light reading it might appeal to your taste for kirby-esque feverish ultra-weirdness
LOL.
Gotta love the Onion sometimes!
Here's another Onion nugget...
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/cia_awkwardly_debriefs?utm_source=b-section
~SE~
http://strangeye.blogspot.com
You know, I actually believed someone felt that way until he started talking like a comic book supervillain.
humorous, disturbing and likely to be succesfull if actually implemented
here's another one from the Onion, it's from Hulu though, which Europeans can't watch
Hey Strangie, they have to debrief big O about HIV/Aids too
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